REAL ESTATE HUMOR
The Butler And The Beautiful Wife
"There was a butler named James who worked for a couple, and the wife was a very beautiful woman, much younger than her husband," related Spencer. "One evening, they told James that they would be out for dinner and wouldn't return until 11 o'clock. But at 9 o'clock the wife came home alone. She walked in the front door and said to James: 'Come up to my bedroom.' When they got there, she shut the door and said: 'Take off my dress.' And of course he did so. She sat down on the bed and said: 'Take off my stockings.' And he rolled them off. Then she had him take off her underwear. Finally, she looked up at him and said: 'Now, James, I never want to find you wearing my clothes again.'